Chauvinism

While I was waiting for my friend, I noticed this man walking his Poodle dog.

"What a cute dog you have there," I said.

I reached out and let the dog sniff my hand. He then let me stroke his head.

"He's a bit of a chauvinist," the man said. "He only likes women."

"So you like the ladies, do you?" I said to the dog. "Well, I don't get wolf-whistles from men anymore so I'll take what I can get from you."

The man burst out laughing and told me it was nice to meet me. 

I love chauvinist dogs. 😀❤️

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